Sunday, September 25, 2016

Cam Newton is the MVP of postgame conference headwear





Never change

By now, we know Cam Newton has his own style and doesn't care what anyone else thinks. We got used to the fox tails last year.






Those haven't gone away, but he's kicked it up a notch with the headwear. Let's take a journey.


Jan. 17: Cold in Herre






Never mind that this press conference is inside. Cam's not taking any chances.


Now fast forward to this summer.


July 29: Member of Beyoncé's Formation Family






He's not messing around anymore. The winter hat was stylish but now it's summer. He would have fit right in with Beyoncé's New Orleans family right here.






Aug. 12: Carlton Banks from the 'Fresh Prince' Got Ahold of the Arby's Hat Somehow






Newton is clearly jacking Carlton's signature look. With a fast food twist. And look, in this interview he was saluting Michael Phelps with a subtle hat pun. What a wordsmith.


Sept. 3: Man Visiting Casino for the First Time Tries to Fit In






He's got the hat down, but he wasn't sure what else to wear and the denim shirt is a bit of a miss. It's okay, though, he'll get it next time.


Sept. 4: Athleisure Meets Italian Dandy






This was his second visit at the casino. He tried. Still not there yet.


Sept. 18: Uncle Cam Wants YOU to Support the Panthers









He just needs to grow out his goatee a little and he's got the complete look.


Sept. 25: Extremely Woke Mr. Peanut






Newton's hat has a pin on it that says “Don't be a puppet.” He's only missing the ornamental walking stick Mr. Peanut carries, which he would probably use to defend himself from the mainstream masses


Don't worry Cam, we know no one but you could pull the strings on your fashion choices.


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