The Panthers' defenseman really, really likes seashells.
Life is fun for the Atlantic Division-leading Florida Panthers these days. So much so that winger Vincent Trocheck decided to interview defenseman Aaron Ekblad for ESPN.com.
Things got weird really quickly, as Ekblad wouldn't stop talking about his seashell collection with an incredible deadpan expression.
So there's a lot there, mostly seashells. Besides the fact that he looks like he's 36 years old (he's actually 20), here's what we learned about Aaron Ekblad:
- He likes to skip rocks in his spare time and collect seashells.
- He uses an air duster to get the sand out.
- Sometimes he counts his seashells.
- He once posed nude on the beach with seashells.
- He's only interested in women that like counting seashells as much as him. Any less won't do.
He might be making all of this up as a joke. But ... what if he isn't?
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